A classic ballad of love over
money, although you do get the impression that the hero would rather have
both.
His nightly prayer was "Oh
God, please let me win the lottery!" Night after night, week
after week, month after month, "Oh God, please let me win the
lottery!" Eventually the voice of God booms out "ANGUS
MACTUMSHIE!!" "Wh...Wh...Whit is it, God?"
"ANGUS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MEET ME HALFWAY ON
THIS," says
God, "AT LEAST BUY A TICKET!"